L'humain pense, Dieu rit

whalebiology:

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

WHAT???

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cookienun:

deathpoolquinn:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

are you Tim Burton?

isnt this the house of Gru on Despicable Me tho

cookienun:

deathpoolquinn:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

are you Tim Burton?

isnt this the house of Gru on Despicable Me tho

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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cosplaining:

"the bible says adam and eve"

yeah ok because that went so well

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decapitatedprince:

Yea I can rap

[Clears throat]

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

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Carrie (1976)
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chromeus:

 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

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(MIE Sweets)

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What I do during Finals

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titsbrowniesandmamaafrica:

theaveragebootyqueen:

i had to poop but i didn’t wanna disconnect my syncing phone from itunes so i went to poop without my phone. and let me tell you… i had no idea what to do with myself. like god damn what did i do back when i didn’t have a phone aka ancient times??? i started sniffing and reading shampoo bottles and i think i was singing at one point 

I feel like more people should read this. I don’t know why I do, but this seems important.

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officialfrenchtoast:

welcome to the real world kid

officialfrenchtoast:

welcome to the real world kid

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